Guys, the first boy I ever kissed just slid up in my DMs. (But like not in the cool RnB song way. Like it was a Facebook message. I tried saying “he slid up in my Facebook messages” but it just doesn’t have the same ring to it.)
Anyway we haven’t seen each other since the 1st grade and he asks me what’s new in the last 20 years and if I’m single.
Someone explain men to me and also the internet.
Whatever this Amber Mark single is my summer jam.